How it Works
You press button. Button tell robot hand “pull string, tilt coffee.” Coffee fall into sodium polyarcylate, get absorbed into slush chunks. Slush fall through scramble game-show thingy, get mixed up. Coffee slush fall into mathematician cup. Mathematician make theorem. Result recorded.
- If you like, here’s a possibly more accurate explanation.
- Also, there’s the Philosophy of the Day.
- Thanks to Matt Gline for making this possible, and also to Mike Hamburg for helping make it more ridiculous. [↩]