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Nose-Printing Your Dog
Another excellent find among my grandmother’s old documents was a set of hilariously informative instructions for nose-printing your dog.
When my father was young, his family owned an enormous Great Dane named Lady who turns out to have had a pedigree. Canadian National Live Stock Records show her mother’s name as “Duchess of Willowdale” and her father’s as “Dandy of Metheringham.” To register Lady herself with the Canadian Kennel Club, my grandfather had to send in a nose-print. I have no idea what the primary method for taking nose prints was, but it apparently failed, according to this letter from the Dept. of Agriculture:
February 6th, 1951.
Mr. W.K.G. Duffin,
R.R. 4,
Thorndale, Ont.
Dear Sir:
We return two applications for your Great
Danes and the nose prints you provided. Print
number 6525 is incomplete as not enough of the
dogs nose was shown. Print number 6517 and 6518
are smeared and does not define clarity.
Yours truly,
CANADIAN NATIONAL LIVE STOCK RECORDS
R.G.T. HITCHMAN
DIRECTOR
Enclosed along with the note and the “incomplete” and “smeared” nose prints were the following helpful instructions…
Alternative Method of Taking Nose-Prints
For the information of those using this method of identification, we would report that the following method of procedure, in taking prints, has proven satisfactory:
- A small amount of tube ink (see below) is placed on the smooth surface of a piece of wood, glass, or other smooth surfaced material and is spread evenly on such surface.
- Excessive moisture is removed from the dog’s nose by cloth or other absorbent material.
- Using tip of index finger, a small amount of ink is spread as evenly as possible across area of nose to be nose-printed. The amount of ink to be used and the extent to which the ink is spread by fingertip can best be determined by experiment.
- Take an official nose-print form (or plain paper when experimenting) and grasp it firmly, at centre of its outer edges, by the fingertips of each hand, holding the form in a vertical position.
- Person taking print (while dog’s head is firmly held by another person) takes position directly in front of dog, facing its nose and holding the form (still in vertical position) so that gummed side is toward holder of form.
- Move form forward till contact is made, at centre of form, with nose, then carry outer edges of form slightly more forward so as to allow for curvature of dog’s nose.
- As soon as print is taken, remove form by quick backward movement of hands.
- Set print to one side until ink is thoroughly dry.
As a suggestion to those nose-printing such breeds as Boxers, Bulldogs, Pekes, etc., make fold in the form about one-third from bottom of form, and in taking print see that fold is directly opposite the lowest section of the nose to be printed. Straighten out form after print is taken.
Care should be exercised, when folding the form, to see that gummed edge folded back does not adhere to gummed section unto which it is folded.
Other Nose Print Ink Available
It has been found that excellent prints can be obtained by following the method outlined above, and using the same type of ink that was used, for nose-printing purposes, some years ago. In order to accommodate those who would wish to use such ink, arrangements have been made so that a two-ounce tube of this ink may be obtained from the Canadian Kennel Club, 667 Young Street, Toronto, Ont., on payment of 75¢. Official nose-print forms (30 for 25¢) can be obtained by forwarding order, with covering payment, to the Canadian Kennel Club. No C.O.D. orders, please.
Success
Presumably, thanks to these instructions, print number 6537 was more satisfactory.
Personally, I think it’s quite attractive. Broad strokes sweep diagonally towards the nostrils, where they fragment into little splotches and dots. Flecks of muzzle hair speckle the region below. Definitely Lady. I can see it now — my grandfather pressing Lady’s moist and inky nose to the official nose-print form. It sticks in the middle, but the outsides smear as she twists her head away, preferring to paint other things like furniture and squirrels.



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