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These ARE the clothes I’m look­ing for! This thing actu­ally exists at shopecko.com.

The Real Trooper hoodie from Marc Ecko. Zip-front hoodie fea­tures “Storm Trooper” body and the hood looks like a mask. Zip welt pock­ets, rib knit sleeve cuffs and hem. 100% cot­ton. Machine wash. Imported.

Imported… from space! Also, here’s a review from a sat­is­fied customer:

Best Uses: Going Out, Wear To Work, Casual Wear [… A]s soon as i zipped up the hood i couldnt stop laugh­ing. i looked like an idiot. i love it.