DSD

Hear­ing this story recently on This Amer­i­can Life reminded me about the ter­rif­i­cally ridicu­lous World’s Most Unwanted Song. It was care­fully com­posed accord­ing to poll data on people’s least favorite musi­cal ele­ments, and is vir­tu­ally guar­an­teed to offend your sen­si­bil­i­ties. From the com­posers’ notes:

The most unwanted music is over 25 min­utes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sec­tions, between fast and slow tem­pos, and fea­tures tim­bres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy pre­sented in abrupt tran­si­tion. The most unwanted orches­tra was deter­mined to be large, and fea­tures the accor­dion and bag­pipe, […] banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, syn­the­sizer […]. An oper­atic soprano raps and sings atonal music, adver­tis­ing jin­gles, polit­i­cal slo­gans, and “ele­va­tor” music, and a children’s choir sings jin­gles and hol­i­day songs. […] 

Here’s some more back­ground. Also, please, have a listen:

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