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From telegraph.co.uk, here’s a bit of pos­si­bly the world’s best cus­tomer com­plaint let­ter, sent to indus­tri­al­ist Sir Richard Bran­son regard­ing a flight on Vir­gin Airlines:

Now I know what you’re think­ing. You’re think­ing it’s more of that Baaji cus­tard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mus­tard Richard. MUSTARD. More mus­tard than any man could con­sume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broc­coli and some pep­pers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had pre­pared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obvi­ously bro­ken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the pota­toes through the diges­tive tract of a bird.

(Thanks to Nathan for the link.)